Monday, February 23, 2009

Just in the nick of time!

Sometimes I feel like I am banging my head against a brick wall! It's like the Academy doesn't even hear me. Every movie these days starts with a plea to silence your cell phones and be quite during the movie. But I can't be quite about the under-represented rights and validation of the babies and children in these movies! I call for everyone to make a stand and say NO MORE! We're here, we're babies, we want to be fed, changed, and win major Hollywood awards! Is that so much to ask Mr. Oscar? I DON'T THINK SO. Last night Slumdog Millionaire won a staggering 8 Oscars, 8! How many did little actors that portray Jamal or Latika win? ZERO, how many were there nominated for? NONE. Would that movie have been worth the price of the paper the tickets were printed on with out those young actors, NOT A CHANCE!


Thank goodness though, the night before at the boring technical Oscars the famous baby stunt actor Miss-E-V made it to the event just in time to pick up her Oscar for Best Stunt Fetus in an action flick. She stared along side another famous baby stunt man Little J in the thriller "Swing me to Siam", a Hong Kong style thriller featuring the amazing action choreography and Kung-Fu skills of Big J. Miss-E-V was obviously elated when they called her name. Congratulations on the timely arrival Miss-E-V! We look forward to all of your future projects.
**Miss-E-V is currently working on a dramatic biopic of Mrs. Butterworth, look for it in theaters this fall**

1 comment:

Sarah said...

love the baby oscars! thanks for the postings and for putting the site as your status so that i remembered to look at it! the best part of slumdog was really those adorable kids! hope the moving went well and to see you soon.